Well? What does the “G” stand for?
The “G” technically stands for Geoffrey, but I joke that it stands for Google, because without it you can’t find me anywhere on the internet.
Anyway, these things are basically dating profiles, so here’s the first line of my Tinder bio:
I write ads. I create comics. I make movies. I sing karaoke. I watch basketball. I drink seltzer.
In my career, I have worked as a writer and senior creative across various marketing disciplines in New York City, Chicago, and cities across the South. My clients include major brands such as Samsung, Uber, SC Johnson, Coca-Cola, TJ Maxx, Cracker Barrel, Tinder, Carhartt, and more.